Tuesday, August 23, 2011

08/22: Face Chomp

When I was 7, or so,
my family was on vacation
at Cherney's Resort
with our extended family,
grandparents and the like.
My grandparents their dog,
a rat terrier boxer or something,
named 'Misty Blue'
because she had one blue eye and one brown eye.
I had some cereal for breakfast,
but had to take a whiz halfway through.
I left the table,
and when I came back,
Misty Blue was up on the table chowing my cereal.
I went to the table and attempted to swat her away,
when she turned on my and mauled my face.
All for some Cheerios.
Totally a cereal that isn't worth it.

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