08/10: "Look what I can do"

I grew up out in the country.
Which meant there was a fuckload of cats everywhere.
We had a cat named Squirt
that constantly was pregnant and having kittens.
I just called her "Squirty Mama" after awhile.

Anyway, my brother and I were probably 9 and 11,
and we were in the garage playing with the new batch of kittens.
They were probably 3-4 weeks old.
My brother said
"Hey, look what I can do"
and I turned to watch him put the cat's head in his mouth.
Nothing bad happened.
Just put the meowing kitten in his mouth.
The funny thing is,
you could still hear it meow in his mouth.
He only had it in there for like 5 seconds.
It was funny.
And weird.
But mostly funny,
especially now when I think about it.